Signs I'm not a Full-Fledged Adult - Scripted Memoir

EXT. SUBURBAN YARD - AFTERNOON

Children rummage around the front yard in superhero costumes. The ADULTS (30s-40s) stand in a circle near a picnic table, all holding a beverage in their hand. Small talk ensues. Several conversations ongoing at once.

At BOBBY (30s) and WELL-ADJUSTED FEMALE (30s):

                              WELL-ADJUSTED FEMALE
                      Long Beach is way too expensive. It's
                      much better for us to live down here.

                              BOBBY
                      Than Huntington. No way.
       
                              WELL-ADJUSTED FEMALE
                      The best we found was a three-bedroom
                      with a parking area for nine-fifty.
                      That's insane.

She takes a drink. 

                              BOBBY
                      It had parking too?

She nods, still working on that drink. Bobby takes a drink. He turns away from her and addresses the camera. All the other characters are oblivious. When you're the main character, you can get away with this.

                              BOBBY
                          (to camera)
                      Um, no, you moron, a three-bedroom 
                      in Belmont Shore with parking for 
                      nine-fify is amazin... Oh, you mean 
                      a house for your family and you're 
                      talking in the thousands. Never mind.

Bobby smiles to camera and turns back to her, having just finished her drink.

                                        BOBBY
                      Oh yeah. That's pretty expensive.

They nod in agreement. 

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